Dish #28 - Annnd I'm mean again.

The Dish: Several topics of discussion today...

Do-Re-Mi: First up, for all those who follow American Idol, remember that woman who couldn't sing, who was infamous for swearing unforgivingly at the judges AND who auditioned this year, last year AND perhaps the all the years before that AND who looked like a crackhead? Didn't think so. Alexis Cohen is her name and she is dead. Uh-huh. Next.

"Hey fattie, I don't want to be your friend...for the sake of my health!"
Apparently having fat friends make you fat or have the tendency to want to be fat or maybe it induces group-binge-eating contests - which I suppose in turn also = obesity. So if you want to remain slim and slick, stay away from the bigger crowd! Now that is discrimination. Shouldn't you try to be their friend and send out the positive message? Uh oh, am I having sympathy for wide people? Evil me, please return. Want to read the article from BBC? Click here. I say it all comes down to genetics and laziness. MMMMMMmmmm, a double cheeseburger PO-BOY please! RRRAAR, this is why you're FAT!

MJ Update: To be honest, I can't even catch up. He was addicted no he wasn't. His kids, her kids, his mom will get them, blah blah blah. Oh, the release of the autopsy report is postponed...indefinitely, accordingly to LA Times.

The quest to making desserts continues... I made a chocolate strawberry roulade yesterday. And it actually tastes great. Photos to be uploaded in subsequent post.

Random: I also got a haircut today which means I don't look like I have a dead willow hanging out of my head anymore. YAY.

Dish #27 - Cute.

The Dish: Haha. I definitely got an 'awe' moment from this comic. But at the same time, I thought "Is that boy high?"

Dish #26 - Super Troupers!

The Dish: This weekend was cottage party with my high school friends! I had such a blast. It was really nice seeing everybody again. Thanks Dan for letting us stay at your cottage which in my opinion is more of a mansion next to a lake up north. It was a beautiful place.

Notable Highlights:

1. Witnessing the beginning of a tornado. (Picture below)

2. We bought 245 dollars worth of groceries and at least the same amount worth of alcohol.

3. I suck at trampoline-ing.

4. 'Catch Phrase' is the best game ever!!! To drunk people, the erratic timer makes them slightly unhinged. Also, through this game, we discovered that Aiwen has an extraterrestial form of communication. Most people can have no idea what she is talking about.

5. Seeing the sunrise after a night of games and drinking...we are the Super Troupers!

6. Paddle boating followed by an intense swim in a cold lake...motor boating...which led to Liz, Vikki & Sam tubing aka anal rapage...I felt the pain just watching them.

7. I ate my first ever veggie burger.

8. Learned to cook for 12 people.

9. Roasted my first weiner next to a bonfire.

10. Discovered that tonic water and Windex is a great solution to removing spilt red wine from carpet.