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Friday, July 31, 2009

Dish #28 - Annnd I'm mean again.


The Dish: Several topics of discussion today...

Do-Re-Mi: First up, for all those who follow American Idol, remember that woman who couldn't sing, who was infamous for swearing unforgivingly at the judges AND who auditioned this year, last year AND perhaps the all the years before that AND who looked like a crackhead? Didn't think so. Alexis Cohen is her name and she is dead. Uh-huh. Next.

"Hey fattie, I don't want to be your friend...for the sake of my health!"
Apparently having fat friends make you fat or have the tendency to want to be fat or maybe it induces group-binge-eating contests - which I suppose in turn also = obesity. So if you want to remain slim and slick, stay away from the bigger crowd! Now that is discrimination. Shouldn't you try to be their friend and send out the positive message? Uh oh, am I having sympathy for wide people? Evil me, please return. Want to read the article from BBC? Click here. I say it all comes down to genetics and laziness. MMMMMMmmmm, a double cheeseburger PO-BOY please! RRRAAR, this is why you're FAT!

MJ Update: To be honest, I can't even catch up. He was addicted no he wasn't. His kids, her kids, his mom will get them, blah blah blah. Oh, the release of the autopsy report is postponed...indefinitely, accordingly to LA Times.

The quest to making desserts continues... I made a chocolate strawberry roulade yesterday. And it actually tastes great. Photos to be uploaded in subsequent post.

Random: I also got a haircut today which means I don't look like I have a dead willow hanging out of my head anymore. YAY.

2 comments:

  1. Ideally, a convenient friendship between a fat person and a skinny person could result in the proportionate weight loss and gain (respectively) until both reach their optimum body mass.

    We could use disproportionately weighted friends to equilibriate eachother!

    Have I just solved the obesity crisis? Yes, yes I have.

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  2. p.s. I've responded to your karen o comment.

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