Dish #74 - Throwing out the Trash.

The Dish: It's time for the year-round spring cleaning.

Body-bagged, or not: Obama says Osama's dead. (Somehow it brings me slight amusement that their names rhyme and 'b' and 's' aren't even that far away from each other on the keyboard.) What is even sillier is that the news first erupted on Twitter. Once again, we are proven that much of this world rests on the tiny little shoulders of an azure, helpless-looking bird.  According to sources, Keith Urbahn, once chief of staff for former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld, posted this note on Twitter: "So I'm told by a reputable person they have killed Osama Bin Laden. Hot damn." Indeed, my friend. So, drag it out to the sidewalk (by sidewalk I mean the sea) and no one'll utter 'RIP'.

Trumped 'n' trashed: The most delusional person on the face of the earth at the moment must be Donald Trump. He's quite adamant about running for presidency in the US. It has always pained me to look at his comb over and now I have to look at his comb over and watch him pretend like he knows something about the world outside of New York City. How far is he going to take this? Not only has he attacked the legitimacy of Barack Obama's birth certificate---to which Mr. Obama responded with a semi-effective snippet of Simba's birth from Disney's The Lion King, although not very classy either coming from an American president---he has also attacked the legitimacy of Barack Obama's birth certificate on The View. (His ridonculoso babblings actually made the hosts seem rather intelligent.) But people are missing the real issue at hand here: Melania Trump as First Lady.

Compost for thought: Now, with the royal wedding over, here's some real gossip to think about: Pippa Middleton & Prince Harry. At least she looks less trashy than Chelsy Davy and way less orange.