Dish #1 - Oh Brit.

The Dish: News just never stop flowing in when it comes to America's favourite tabloid princess, does it? So Britney (ha, you thought I was talking about Miley) was caught muttering "My p**sy was hanging out!" during her Circus show yesterday. Huh? Let's back track. Britney was doing her routine for "Slave 4 U" when, all of a sudden, faster than the speed at which K-Fed's waistline grew, her shiny gold outfit split wide open, exposing none other than her crotch! Oops.

Stupidity rating: 4/5 stars

Why: No one noticed. Well, that was until she broadcasted it over her live mic, while she was changing off-stage. She's being honest to her fans. I like that. No pics/videos provided...Google, my friends, Google.