Dish #58 - Recover(ies).

The Dish: I'm back!!! I haven't blogged in months. I feel so disconnected from the real world and all the gossip, rumours and gorgeous celebrities. (Yes, this is the blog where I like to promote the shallow side of myself.) My last school term literally sucked all the living soul out of me. Plus the surgery/recovery and getting my wisdom teeth removed last week (still a little swollen - I looked like Tweety Bird at one point), it's a miracle that I still want to blog at all. Anyway, September is almost here which only means real TV shows will start kicking in again. Simply writing that sentence rejuvenated me. But for now, here's to the world of the nasty and dirty.

Til Our Sex Tapes Do Us Apart: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are divorced after a 15 month marriage. Spencer quotes himself as a "famewhore" whereas Heidi just wants to "hike and hang out" and stay out of the spotlight. (Wait - wasn't she the one who had like a billion plastic surgeries?) Now little Spence (who apparently always wished to be a porn star - go figure) is trying to sell their sex tapes for lots of money as well as claiming that he holds captive a girl-on-girl vid of his ex-wife and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon. It sounds like this battle could go on forever and I've lost interest already.

Whoosh: True Blood stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer got married yesterday. Then the latter stripped off his suit and took a plunge into the nearby Pacific Ocean. How fitting...

GossipGossipOMD! As some of you might know, I love Gossip Girl. Season 4 starts off in Paris, France. The entire cast looks super good as per usual. Check out the trailer! Chair <3.