Dish #55 - Recovery, Douchebag & The Situation.

The Dish: Woah! I think I might have done it - excepting the totally unexpected breakdown I had yesterday evening on my way home (via the subway) when I had to slather some gloss on my dying lips. Just happened once ok? But other than that, I have been free of lip product for an entire 24 hours. I went to bed without applying anything and woke up this morning with surprisingly unchapped lips. I would run around the office to parade my happiness but such celebration might be a little premature.

What a Douchebag: Ok so I am a sucker for bad reality tv shows - like really terrible cheap reality TV shows. No I do not watch Jersey Shore but I might as well. ("The Situation" is just a little too much for me. Saying "The Situation" makes me feel like a little elementary school girl who needs to giggle everytime someone mentions the words "boys" and "cooties" separately or consecutively in the same sentence.) Anyway, I do, however, watch The Bachelor, not every episode religiously but definitely religiously the finale episode. I knew Jake would pick Vienna but who really cares? It's just so damn entertaining to see them cry and make a fool of themselves. The best part is when Tenley asks Jake what he means by the "magical physical spark" that's missing between them and Jake is just unable to put it into words...unable I'm sure because he is on national television. Let me wildly take a guess and assume it was something about the "magical physical sex appeal spark whatever you wanna call it" he had with Vienna, who looks like Dory from Finding Nemo by the way. Proof below:

Food Stuff: Definitely updating The Life Cooking Project tonight. (I know! I'm so behind on posts!) There's just been too much Olympics going on for the past two weeks.

P.S.
"The Situation": Now you know why I laugh every time? In case you didn't know, "The Situation" is his nickname due to the unsettlingly disturbing or alarmingly amazing appearance (depending on whether you're a cup's half empty or full kind of person) of his rock hard abs that he thinks can seriously cause a - no doubt very chaotic - situation when he goes out in public half naked, or fully naked, or whatever. Yah, someone please call 9-1-1. We need this guido arrested for public indecency.