The Dish: It's been a while since I've written about celebrity gossip. But to be honest, there is nothing new on the scene since MJ died. There's the whole battle between Kate and Jon to outshine each other in promiscuity. There's an Elvis wig going up for auction for 12,000 dollars - creepy. Then there's Janet Dickinson who conveniently ignored a lawsuit filed against her by City National Bank and now has to pay more than she originally owed - what an idiot. All really boring.
The brightest 27-year old Calgarian: The following story is way more interesting. On Monday, a pair of (not-very-smart) men scaled the 2.5-metre high exterior fence of the Calgary Zoo - unauthorized, obviously - and climbed over the 1-metre high protective wall that enclosed the Siberian Tigers exhibit. Then, one of the men approached the second defense, a 4.5-metre high electric protective fence that guarded the tigers. There, on the exterior side, this man got his hand caught in the fence and got seriously mauled and kissed by the wonderful and loving 2-year old Siberian tiger, Vitali. Zoo officials took no sympathy and ruled that it was the man's fault for breaking into the zoo and for serving himself as a midnight snack to one of the largest carnivorous cats in the world. They believe that alcohol was involved...on the man's part...not the tiger.
Mmm - finger lickin' good.
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