The Dish: I had to sneak this short, little one in here. Remember Dish #9 a while back where I suspected a little hanky-panky action? Well, it is now confirmed. Sean Penn + Natalie Portman = an item...in whichever way that could possibly mean. He's divorcing his super hot wife for a super hot girl (21 years his junior). Yup, something just isn't right about this equation.
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wait wait wait.
ReplyDeleteback up.
I have to know: how's 1984 going?
I'm currently reading the three musketeers so 1984 must wait. I will post after some further reading! I thought you'd be more interested in natalie portman dating sean penn, no? I thought you liked her.
ReplyDeletethere is only very little logical explanation one can apply to such situations, and that is: he must be good in bed.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet he is. Ew.
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