koogepanini: Dish #72 - Kill the Happy Rainbow.

The Dish: First off, I'd like to welcome myself back into the world of gossip and 'news', lol. The whole being-in-Hawaii-with-all-its-happy-sunshine-ness temporarily uplifted the cynicism out of me. I have to admit, since everything was so bright, sweet and full of nectar, I did let the Hawaiian way get into my head. No fear, I will not remain jolly forever. There is nothing like a good dose of terrible Oscar-ness to whip me back in shape!

The Oscars: It was possibly the WORST and boring-est Oscar show since its inauguration by whatever council/academy/guild/blah blah blah in 1929. The banter sucked, the acceptance speeches sucked, the entertainment, or the lack thereof, was, um, below par and I actually don't remember anything from the show. Oprah showed up (I think) but then again she's everywhere so that doesn't earn the Academy any brownie points.

Who hired James Franco?? Who decided that he had hosting capabilities? Watching an automatic stapler staple blank Post-Its together would have been more captivating than his face during the awards ceremony. He looked like he was still recovering from his roles from 'The Pineapple Express' and '127 Hours': stoned and really, really burnt out. Couldn't they have put some makeup on him and cover those nasty eye bags?

Anne Hathaway...That girl (nervous)-giggles too much. And how many times did she have to change? Her speed-changing through outfits gave me motion sickness. That one blue dress she had on made Amy Adams look pale in comparison (By the way, oh sweet Lord, what was Ms. Adams thinking?) Did I miss a Vogue issue but since when was electric blue with sequins fashionable again?

My Oscar Awards 2011 go to:

Best Dressed: Mila Kunis